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JJD's avatar

Speaking of Lone Star beer, known as the National Beer of Texas — it is also commonly referred to as "horse piss." For Texans this does not seem a contradiction.

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Derrick Jeter's avatar

You could drink Pearl. 😉

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JJD's avatar

Or Corona or Dos Equis. Lone Star for sentimental reasons. Cheers!

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Avery Burns's avatar

Bock

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John Keene's avatar

Quite possibly my favorite article yet. If I had to choose between being infested with feral hogs or armadillos, I'd pick the 'dillos every time.

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Derrick Jeter's avatar

I can hang it up now. I’ve reached the apex of my writing career, writing a post that you would praise—and about armadillos.

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Parker McCoy's avatar

It's hard to picture an armadillo jumping four or five feet in the air. That must be a sight. Haha. And I think they sleep more than cats. Well, I'll give them a little more credit and say slightly less than cats. Great post, Derrick.

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Derrick Jeter's avatar

Oh, they're jumpers. But usually only when they're startled.

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James Tollison's avatar

Are they leprosy carriers, though?

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Derrick Jeter's avatar

No, not necessarily. They have been used for leprosy research because their body temperature is so low. But they don't inherently carry leprosy.

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James Tollison's avatar

I've thought about getting one or two for the back yard (lots of ants.)

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Derrick Jeter's avatar

I'm not the resident dasypus mexicanus (nine-banded armadillo) expert but I'd advise against that, for two reasons. First, they don't make good pets. They're not likely to stay in the backyard. They could dig their way out. Which leads to the second reason I'd advise against it: they're expert diggers. They might reduce the ant population but they'll also reduce the grass population.

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James Tollison's avatar

As if I had any now. 🤨

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